I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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