We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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