Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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