i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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