Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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