They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
