I'm really into asian looking animals
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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