The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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