and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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