You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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