I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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