Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I faked an abortion last night.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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