i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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