nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We need to get me chipped asap
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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