I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
a victory without nudity is not really a victory