So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.