So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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