I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.