I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You're like the curious george of whores
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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