I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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