You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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