The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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