It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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