I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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