yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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