This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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