dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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