I want to stick my p in your. b.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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