After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I can tuck mytits in my pants
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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