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what?
penguin condom
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
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What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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