I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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