its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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