I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
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I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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