so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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