Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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