My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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