Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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