Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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