He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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