Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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