Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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