On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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