dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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