i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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