Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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