i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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