I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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