Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
