Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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