The brown eye won't let me do that either.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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