Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Randomize
