i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
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do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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