Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
and she was petting her beer can
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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