You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
