But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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