how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.