I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder