Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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