I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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