Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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