I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
It's Friday. Sex?
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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