Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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